Editor charged with weasel hacking

Editor of Nonsense Journal Horse McCanter has been charged with making illegal payments to weasels for inside information on the animal community. 

Mr McCanter denies making the payments. I use Visa, he claims, and weasels only take MasterCard, as everyone knows.

The case against Mr McCanter for hacking elephant phone calls collapsed last year when it emerged that elephants use 256 bit encryption. 

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