A roundup of today's fake news may itself be fake, the government has claimed. Judge for yourself:
Kilmarnock in Scotland is to be renamed Markilnock, it has been announced. It was time for a change, said Mayor Jock Weaslepants.
Stationery traffic in Catford Sidings is up to 12 long reams after a mad origamist escaped from the paper mill.
Hackers who hacked into the files of a hacksaw factory and found nothing of value say they’re ‘hacked off’
Violence broke out in the midlands town of Broogminger earlier after the local bus company rebranded itself ‘EasySock'
Levels of man-made stupidity will rise almost 63m by 2040, according to the Institute of Things, leaving many people living on flagpoles they’ve carefully balanced on two other flagpoles.
Religious punctuationists are calling for semicolons to be set alight and floated down a river of tildes to celebrate the year of ellipses.
An anti-stupidity vaccine, developed at the University of Quack Theories, has accidently been tipped into a deep fat frier along with the notes about how to make future batches of the humanity-saving drug.
Nonsense in the Dark, the tangy, dirigible craft beer, is now brewed using 100% wind power, thanks to high levels of flatulence among its customers.