Badger bishop vote

The Church of the Discarded Sporran will vote today on whether badgers can become bishops. 

There has been much opposition but the church is also suffering a shortage of bishops.

Badgers say they will make better bishops than humans because they already come with a nice stripey coat. 

The Church of England has come out strongly against badger bishops. We don't even allow the majority of humans, admitted spokesperson The Right Reverend Brinungal Facepainting. 
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