The Church of the Discarded Sporran will vote today on whether badgers can become bishops.
There has been much opposition but the church is also suffering a shortage of bishops.
Badgers say they will make better bishops than humans because they already come with a nice stripey coat.
The Church of England has come out strongly against badger bishops. We don't even allow the majority of humans, admitted spokesperson The Right Reverend Brinungal Facepainting.