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UK village world's most social place

Buttminster Upsherve is the most social place in the world, according to new figures. Despite having only two residents, the small Wiltshire village has 28 Twitter accounts, 15 Facebook pages, 91 Linkedin profiles and a Google+ account.

I don't use a computer myself, said Mr Upsherve of number 27, but my wife is a major international hacker who makes her living by spamming people.

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