The International Journal of Nonsense is to be closely inspected for cracks.
Some cracks have already been found and so a full inspection will be carried out for safety reasons. The IJN will continue to publish during the inspection.
We don't want to lose money just because of a few cracks, said Editor Horse McRacing. There is only a very small chance of the cracks suddenly splitting the journal wide open and killing everyone who is reading it. That is a risk we are willing to take, although the staff of the IJN have been moved to a bunker under the Catford Downs as a precaution.