Ferrori has announced that its new car, entirely powered by drain cloggage, achieved lap times better than 78 minutes on the Nurburgring in Germany. It averaged speeds in excess of 9.9mph.
It has been calculated that it would achieve 0 to 60mph in a little over 15 minutes if it were capable of reaching 60mph.
This is an experimental vehicle, said Franscesco Settinkz of Ferrori's Ecomamamia Unit. What is incredible is that we have been able to power a vehicle from drain cloggage at all, given that it is mostly soap and human hair.