Grime Athletic footballer Nicholas Bentspiggot was travelling at 318mph in a shopping trolley laden with gas cylinders when he went through a police speed camera van.
Bentspiggot pleaded guilty to a speeding charge at Catford Sidings Magistrates Court and was banned from using supermarket trolleys for five years.
Grime Athletic manager Glug Obierr commented: I don't care what anyone says, it could have happened to anyone. I'll admit the lad made a mistake when he lit that cigarette but he's sick as a parrot about it.
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