Updates are coming in that previous updates have been updated.
Reports coming in that horses have taken over the radio station in Iriphaphan capital. Could be the start of a coup. Could be horse play.
False alarm: the suspected Higgs' Boson found in Ms Umptionwick's sofa has been identified as a dried pea.
Earlier sighting of Higgs Boson turned out to be Boatswain Higgs of HMS Catford dancing violently at the Smoothilicious Grill and Nightclub.
Engineering works reported between Tharg Pleasantry and Bringpies Junction. Replacement bungee jump service in operation.
World Council wants to alphabetise days of the week for neatness. New order will be: Fri, Mon, Sat, Sun, Thu, Tue, Wed.
Mrs Tharg of Lower Spudbelly reports that her piano has been certified free of Japanese Tune Weevils but will only play Alphaville songs.
Mr Thumbs of Ipswich Battersby reveals that a substance resembling mascarpone has been holding his house up for 4 weeks.