Dutch scientists have discovered that the clementine may be a fundamental particle in quantum physics and not, as originally thought, a type of fruit.
If their research is verified, the clementine will be by far the largest of the fundamental particles.
The search is now on for the anti-clementine, said Hoof van Grallopeen of the Nederlands Institut den Fretiltungal in Antwerpen Zeedenks. We suspect it will be much the same shape and size as a clementine but will be yellow with the word "Dunlop" stamped in it.
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