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Tumble drier strike enters 7th week



Unions say the two-day tumble drier strike earlier this week had a significant effect on the fluffiness of towels in the Pewford Ponds area. They claim up to 50% of towels were more than 5% less fluffy.

Our strikes are bringing home to the public how vital our service is, said Targ Mahal, leader of DRY, the tumble drier union.

Meanwhile, management is claiming that only 1 in 6 towels remains damp as a result of this week's strike and that sock loss has fallen significantly.

We're baffled as to what this continuing dispute is about, said Barf Mahandtowel of the tumble drier users' group Drierio. Both sides should work to resolve the dispute quickly so people can go back to normal levels of fluffiness.


From SocialNonsense:

Mrs Tharg of Lint Jammin says she is unaffected by the tumble drier strike as she hangs her smalls in the garden where they also scare crows.

Bean Tomz tells us he was stuck in his utiiity room for 45 minutes this evening waiting for a towel to become dry enough for use.

Eunice Pewness of Woolis Rudeness writes to say she has discovered naked bodies dry faster than damp towels. Take that tumble drier unions!


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