Cheesy grins are to be replaced by Yam-like smirks from 1 January under new EU regulations.
Anyone caught grinning in a cheesy fashion after the end of the year will be asked politely to stop by the new EU task force GrinWatch 2012.
A leaflet on the Yam-like smirk, which was to be distributed to all European grinners, has been cancelled because of fiscal constraints. Instead, the European Commission is suggesting that people just ask a yam farmer.
Anyone caught grinning in a cheesy fashion after the end of the year will be asked politely to stop by the new EU task force GrinWatch 2012.
A leaflet on the Yam-like smirk, which was to be distributed to all European grinners, has been cancelled because of fiscal constraints. Instead, the European Commission is suggesting that people just ask a yam farmer.