The 1993 Grand National has been declared void after it was discovered the winner was not a horse but rather 51 meerkats in a pantomime horse suit.
The deceit only came to light this week when a meerkat was apprehended in a drunken state in the Smoothilicious Lounge Bar in Catford Sidings attempting to conceal a large cup.
It is not yet clear to us how 51 meerkats managed to coordinate sufficiently to outrun galloping race horses, said Superintendent Spinch McGrooter of the Sports Fiddles Squad. In some ways what they achieved was quite impressive. Perhaps they should get to keep the cup.
The deceit only came to light this week when a meerkat was apprehended in a drunken state in the Smoothilicious Lounge Bar in Catford Sidings attempting to conceal a large cup.
It is not yet clear to us how 51 meerkats managed to coordinate sufficiently to outrun galloping race horses, said Superintendent Spinch McGrooter of the Sports Fiddles Squad. In some ways what they achieved was quite impressive. Perhaps they should get to keep the cup.