Nine out of ten schools are run by badgers according to a government report.
The badgers have surreptitiously been applying for teaching jobs and have gradually taken control. It is thought that they have used a range of disguises including beards and wigs. One pair of badgers is thought to have gained access to a school disguised as a pantomime horse.
Since the number of pupils achieving A grades in their A levels continues to rise, we cannot really complain, said a government spokesperson.
The badgers have surreptitiously been applying for teaching jobs and have gradually taken control. It is thought that they have used a range of disguises including beards and wigs. One pair of badgers is thought to have gained access to a school disguised as a pantomime horse.
Since the number of pupils achieving A grades in their A levels continues to rise, we cannot really complain, said a government spokesperson.