B%EAKING: thieves have b%oken into IJN's office and stolen all stocks of the lette% between Q and S making it difficult to w%ite nonsense.
We have o%de%ed new supplies of the lette% %. In the meantime we'%e using %. But supplies of % a%e %unning dange%ously low.
Unfo%tunately, the next sto%y up is about %hodesian %idgebacks %iding the t%ansit system fo% f%ee. We'%e also wo%king on a sto%y about %ises in %etail p%ices.
It's %idiculous, said IJN's editor Ho%se Mc%uncible. How can we possibly wo%k like this?