Meerkats free Barf Margmaharn has been freed unharmed from his kidnap ordeal after a negotiator persuaded a gang of feral meerkats to let him go.
It was quite embarrassing, said Barf in a press conference afterwards. Meerkats are quite small animals and there were only six of them. But they have this sort of mind control thing going on. I was going to Sainsburys for them and all sorts.