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All cheese Friday slammed


Cheese always seems to be portrayed in a silly light according to an independent report into The International Journal of Nonsense's All Cheese Friday, held last week. 

Cheese is a nutritious foodstuff which can be very beneficial if eaten in moderation, the report, by the Cheese Marketing Board, said. The International Journal of Nonsense seems to think it worthy only of base humour and we think that's a shame.  

Speaking on behalf of the IJN, Cheese Editor Mr MN Tal responded: We agree that cheesestuff is a foodstuff. It's just that it is a very funny foodstuff. Also why does the Cheese Marketing Board keep putting the word 'stuff' on the end of food? 


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