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Chinese throw out jam case


A copyright case brought in Beijing by a British jam company has been thrown out by the Chinese court.

The court said that Clatfod Fidink Indasrius Jim made by the Jum Dung Jim Corporation of Shanghai bears little or no resemblance to Catford Sidings Industrial Jam made by the Damn Fine Jam Company of Harditch Weaslings.

It's a travesty, said Sid Numpty, MD of DFJC. Clearly the two jams are identical. Both are bright red and jammy. 





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