New International Journal of Nonsense

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About the NIJN

The New International Journal of Nonsense is a non-existential automated fake news furnishing based in the invented country of Miffuania. It's editor is currently facing extradition to Pantsonfire.

The journal has been created using conceptual paradigms known as words. On no account should the information on this site be processed using a manual system.

Although words arbitrarily attract meanings, we do not necessarily subscribe to any of those meanings.

If you're worried about tomorrow morning's toast, don't be. It will be fine.

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Editorial board

Prof Sir Jam McPants
Dame Daphne Widestrang
The Hon Grout Tyling D.Phil.
Stewart P Nihilist PhD BNons
Fran G Pantaloon PhD String
Narrowfung Harrowing BNons
Maj-Gen B. Furmunt Violenz
Archbishop Kentucky Esse-Shertin
Dr Offalman Oostares MNonse Ping
Jingle Z Printerjam KPnuts

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