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1. What's a nice gull like you doing in a place like this.
2. Hello starling.
3. Fancy a shag?
4. Do you come here oft hen?
5. Great tits.
6. Wren will you be mine.
7. Safety first: use a condor.
8. Would you like to see my willow warbler?
9. I have a range of essential massage owls.
10. If I told you I had an ostrich would you scratch it?
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