The Bank of Nonsense is to sack all its employees in a bold move to protect customers' investments.
No bank employee is trustworthy, said outgoing Chairman Mr Blooswade Choux, so we've decided to fire everyone, including myself.
In dismissing all its staff, the Bank of Nonsense will be making banking difficult for customers, but their money will be completely safe, it claims.
But in breaking news, it has emerged that the Bank of Nonsense's plan has backfired because they also sacked security staff.
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